The first thing I notice when I go outside at night
is the stars🌌🌠
and the moon🌚
It’s like staring at a wet vagina.
Space makes me horny 🚀😩💦
The first thing I notice when I go outside during the day ☀️
Are the clouds ☁️
and they’re always in the shape of dicks!!
I’m driving in my car and I catch myself jamming the fuck out using lighters as drumsticks on my steering wheel.